Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Do you know why your phone has a lock feature?



So you don't butt-dial your grandparents at 10 O'clock on a Friday night.
 
Yup. *nodding* That's why they invented that.  Butt-dialing.  

The story:
My daughter went to a haunted house at the local fairgrounds last Friday night and it seems that in the middle of fleeing a poor imitation of Jason from Friday the 13th, she butt-dialed my dad.

I got a text on my phone from my mother:  
"Quick!  Where is Madison?  VIP."

I hurriedly replied, "She's at the fairgrounds with her friends.  Why?"

"She called Poppa and we can hear everything." 

"What do you hear?"

"...a lot of screaming..." 


Lock your phones, people.

 




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