Stuff Sam Says...

 

 

Sam is my six-year-old daughter.  The things she says rival Charlie Sheen in their #WINNING. 

 

 

Sam on Juvenile Hall:

Driving home from church with noisy kids in the backseat, we passed by the juvenile corrections facility. I threatened to drop the noisy ones off there. Sam said, "What IS it?"
"Juvie."
"But what IS it?"
"It's like prison for little kids."
"Oh. *pause* Well, do they have a ball pit?"

Conversing with her sisters about having babies:

"If i get one boy when i get older, i'm gonna name it George Lopez. if i get four boys, i'll name the last one Belly Button.  I'll name the second and third ones Augustus and Chuck Norris."

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On being caught with her sister's candy in her hand and a VERY guilty look on her face:

"What. I wasn't going to EAT it..."
"Yes, you were."
"No, I wasn't."
"Yes, you were."
"No, I... I was."

 

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Sam on Childbirth -

Samantha: "Mom, do you have a scar on your tummy from letting me out?"
Me: "Nope. I never gave birth that way."
Samantha: "Oh, so I came out through your..."
Me: "Vagina, yes. You all did."
Samantha: "At the SAME TIME??"