Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Do you know why your phone has a lock feature?



So you don't butt-dial your grandparents at 10 O'clock on a Friday night.
 
Yup. *nodding* That's why they invented that.  Butt-dialing.  

The story:
My daughter went to a haunted house at the local fairgrounds last Friday night and it seems that in the middle of fleeing a poor imitation of Jason from Friday the 13th, she butt-dialed my dad.

I got a text on my phone from my mother:  
"Quick!  Where is Madison?  VIP."

I hurriedly replied, "She's at the fairgrounds with her friends.  Why?"

"She called Poppa and we can hear everything." 

"What do you hear?"

"...a lot of screaming..." 


Lock your phones, people.

 




Monday, October 15, 2012

Public Schools are DANGEROUS.

This is the weekly email from school. Do you see it? Do you??

Reginald Q. MacGuillicuddy Intermediate School E-blast

October 12th, 2012


(Please click on any of the links below to go to learn more information.)


PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES NEXT WEEK! Make plans to attend!


The Book Fair is Open for Business!


Band Spectacular Moved to Monday, October 15!


Learn about Parent Portal Grades Access at Conferences


String Fest on Saturday! Come and Join the Fun!


Hoops for Heart Starts Oct. 22nd!


Hunger Games Tributes will be Selected Next Week!


Rotation Classes are Switching on Monday!


Reminder – Check Out the New Band Website!
 
Yes.  That's right.  My children could be selected to represent their respective classes in their very own Hunger Games at school. 
May the odds be ever in their favor. 

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