Monday, July 25, 2011

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Ode to a laptop I've never known...

I want you in the worst way. 
I dream of you each night and day,
Sitting on my lap
Blogging as I have my pap
Making all your keys go *tap*
Until I get my hands on you, I'm forever full of sighs,
I need to feel the warmth of your mechanisms on my thighs.
Come to me, flat electronic love.

*bows*
Thank you. 

So, about this blogging thing...

If I'm going to do this, I'm going to have to do it right.  No one wants to pay me for the occasional witty quip, so I'm going to write my ass off in the attempt to give you people something new to read every day.  Or every other day.  Regardless, you can expect many more blog entries from me in the future.
*hitches up pants in Mr. Furley manner*
Let's do this thing.

Some Other Stuff I Wrote