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Monday, February 24, 2014
Annoying Birds.
On Sunday, I took a picture of the Centennial bridge.
What's that black thing up in that tree?
*zooms in*
Wow, it's an eagle! Hey, Eagle!
Maybe he didn't hear me.
Eagle!
HEY
!
EAGLE
!!
Whut.
Um...nuthin'.
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