We used to watch Friends, right? Right. And remember the scene where Monica divulges the information about Chandler's third nipple? His response? Yeah...fast forward (or backward to 2000) and picture me in the grocery store with a 12? 13 month old Madison who wants me to buy gummies she finds in the ever-so-crowded bread aisle. I said no. She said, in her loudest baby voice, "You BITCH!"
Mistake number one was letting the parrot-child watch Friends with us. Mistake number two was saying "WHAT?!" after she said it the first time.*headdesk*