I have an idea for a novelty product and I want your opinions on it. I've already written this idea down and documented it, so if I see it on the shelves, I'm suing your asses. ;)
When you're standing in the mile-long line at Barnes and Noble this holiday season, bogged down with gifts for others, back aching, feet swollen, serious dent in your wallet, think of giving the person in front of you a nice big shove.
Are you imagining it?
Now we all know the lawsuits we would incur if we really did this, so I propose a way to get the same satisfaction of pushing people down, without the annoying jail-time, community service, anger management classes and courtroom drama.
Yes, that's right. Human Dominoes...people-shaped Dominoes painted with little packages and frowns. Line 'em up and knock 'em down!
I'm trying to figure out a way to put a teeny sound-chip inside so that when they fall they make shouts of alarm and disgruntled noises like real people.
They could be sold in sets of twelve (standard), sixteen (long line) or twenty-four (ginormous Black Friday line).