FOUND...basket of crap
Thank you so much to whomever it was that left it by my car. As far as I can see, it's a photograph, a few shirts, knitted baby booties, a headband, anti-nausea medicine, a medicine bottle full of...lotion(?), what appears to be a pop can that was once on fire (hmm...), a necklace and an unopened condom (seems safe enough, good luck).
If this is the result of a bad break up, you've got the wrong house.
If this is the result of a meth-induced cleaning spree, forget the basket and just get some help.
Alley between Gamber's Garage and Taco Bell.