|Here, kitty kitty.|
|Leave me alone.|
|Aw, come here, sweetie. Want me to pet you?|
|Would you like to sit on my lap while I watch t.v.?|
I'll tell you what, sport. I'll perch on your knee for a while and look bored.
|Cool beans. My lap awaits!|
|"Lap"? I said "knee". Are you stupid?|
Right. My knee! Sorry. My knee awaits! Come let me love you."
I've changed my mind. You made it weird. I'm out."
|Zoe, why don't you ever act like a pet?|