Friday, August 23, 2013

Why I shouldn't be allowed to use Craigslist...

FOUND...basket of crap


Thank you so much to whomever it was that left it by my car. As far as I can see, it's a photograph, a few shirts, knitted baby booties, a headband, anti-nausea medicine, a medicine bottle full of...lotion(?), what appears to be a pop can that was once on fire (hmm...), a necklace and an unopened condom (seems safe enough, good luck).

If this is the result of a bad break up, you've got the wrong house.

If this is the result of a meth-induced cleaning spree, forget the basket and just get some help.

Alley between Gamber's Garage and Taco Bell.

4 comments:

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    1. Should have guessed that. What's in the giant conditioner bottle?

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    2. ...you don't want to know.

      Don't open it. Just, don't.

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  2. This is pretty epic, as far as random finds go. I vote for result of bad break up.

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Spammers, get bent.



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