There's a woman who drives to church every week in a Lincoln Navigator and parks that huge piece of automotive jewelry right at the driveway of the parking lot. It drives me frakking crazy! Every week, I drop the girls off at religion class and every week this woman's car is there, taking up too much space to be stationed where it is. People have to wait to pull in and wait to pull out because her car is there. It completely congests the drop off procedure and leaves parents (more than just me, I'm sure) grumbling at her under their breath.
So this week I finally did it. I put a note on her car. It irked me enough, that I finally said, "You know what? I need to let this woman know that she's inconveniencing everyone with her inconsiderate parking job."
So I left this under the windshield wiper:
Dear Madam,
This is not now and never will be a parking space. The yellow lines crossing the cement do not signify reserved parking for grannies with sweet rides. Your car blocks half the entrance, making it very difficult for cars to pull in and out without hitting your over-sized luxury SUV and we really wish you'd find another place to park it.
Sincerely,
Pretty Much Everyone
Not my most christian moment, but hey, I didn't threaten her dog's life. If she parks there next week, I just might.
Kicking Motherhood's Ass Since 1999.
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