Sunday, April 22, 2012

Cindy Brady Dies. Heartbroken family flushes remains.

More sad news from the fish tank.
My Clipboard of Death is a mess of crossed-out names and RIPs.  

Sugar Daddy brought home some new citizens of Waterville recently and something must have been wrong with the batch of Neon Tetras he got because they're dropping like flies.  Er...fish.  Um...sinking like the Edmund Fitz...Well, anyway, they're dying.

If you're just joining our Fishy Death Watch, let me break it down for you.

We now have:
Angus
Larry, Darryl and Darryl
Beyonce
Debbie Gibson (not Deborah!)
The five remaining Bradys (Jan, Marcia, Greg, Bobby and Peter)
Tiffany
Thurston and Lovey (The Howells)
Bristol Palin II
Vicki (formerly known as Sid Vicious)
Jennifer Lopez
and
Sluggo.

Cindy Brady was the most recent of the ranks to pass, joining Mike, Carol and fellow Tetra, Alice.  She began her trip through the Porcelain Portal on Friday with Kitty Carry-All and red hair ribbons.  She was then plunged and flushed again without all that crap.  ;)

RIP, Cindy.

(What do you name YOUR pets?)


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5 comments:

  1. I weep for Cindy
    Not really, but I'll pretend
    Almost the same thing.

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  2. Um...I wanna know HOW you know which Brady fish is which? Hmmmm? *waits impatiently for response*

    And I'm sorry for you loss-es.

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  3. "She began her trip through the Porcelain Portal on Friday with Kitty Carry-All and red hair ribbons." LMAO! I mean, so sorry.

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  4. *snerk* Do they mind the Sharpie Initiation to the tank? "Ah hoo wah hee ah ho ho ho...Shark Bait hoohaha"

    Quinn says you HAVE to name the next batch after the Seinfeld characters. Have. to.

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