Apparently my refrigerator felt threatened by the incredibly cool temperatures in the freezer above and has decided to have a nervous breakdown.
It keeps things cold, but it does its job too well. Most of its contents are frozen.
*pfft*
Overachiever.
Greek Yogurt shouldn't give you brain freeze!
I have limited counter space in my kitchen, so even the produce that normally could be kept out on the counter, ISN'T, because there's just no place to put it. I think I'm going to have to throw away most of it, since the lettuce is solid, the condiments are like sludge and I don't even know what happened to the eggs. I'm betting it's not good. Nothing is safe in there!
I like ice in my drinks, but I don't like the entire drink to actually BE ice. On the plus side, the lemonade slushy was rather tasty. Who wants to come over for lunch? Anyone?
Hey, I still have ham!
Can I interest you in a meatsicle?
Kicking Motherhood's Ass Since 1999.
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That decides it. You have to move to a house that has more counter space. There's one for sale right down the street.
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