|I'm awesome and manly! Fear me!|
I digress. What was the point I was trying to make? Oh, yes: I don't have a penis. Stay with me here, people.
I got my first spam comment on a post the other day (a link to a medieval weaponry site), and I thought perhaps my page header (though it was more likely the word NINJA in my title) had led people to believe that I was in possession of outdoor plumbing. It's been my opinion that any comments are good comments, so the weapons pusher's link didn't bother me as much as I claimed it did, but the notion was already in my mind that I could be mistakenly thought to be a man. THAT thought bugged me! My page header needed to change. I needed something that screamed into the Internet "Let it be known that I do not now, and never have owned a penis! I've never even rented one, despite what any old boyfriends may try to tell you!"
So with a little help from my Paint program and Audrey Hepburn, I was able to edit that manly ninja of manliness and replace his macho mug with one that was a bit more feminine.
Here's the old header:
And the new one: I call it "Break Legs at Tiffany's". *nodding* Hells, yeah.
To recap: Random Ninja - awesomely random, slays with razor sharp wit...
Not a dude.